Video: Elephant Insemenators

Nakaktawa to... baka me makuha kayo tips dto. They are stimulating the elephant through the prostate, and where do we access the prostate? Take a look.

Review: Ang Cute ng ina mo and Vince Saldana

I just recently got the chance to catch ANG CUTE NG INA MO (Ai-ai, Eugene tandem), and I must say na even though there are some funny parts, Wen is losing his touch. Grabe, feeling ko tuloy ang mga nakakatawa na lang sa mga ganitong movies ay yung mga scenes na pinapakita nila sa trailer, even though box office pa din sha, kasi ang daming tao. Pinaalala din sa akin ng pelikulang ito kung gaano na kamahal manood ng sine. Datime !har ka lang, ok na sa movie, me pamasahe ka pa pauwi (even though sa Gotesco Grand Central lang ako nanonood, me booking kasi), eh ngayon, mahina ang 300, magbabayad ka pa ng parking at soda (hala! soda talaga, slang!). So unless ayaw nyo manood ng ibang movie, at ayaw nyo ng horror, tulad ko, eto panoorin nyo.


Also, one actor caught my eye, he played the friend of Luis Manzano, pag roll ng credits I made sure na tignan yung name nya, it was VINCE SALDANA. With some investigative blogging, I found out na he was a finalist dun sa Close-Up to Fame contest, pero hindi siya nanalo. So I guess dun sya na discover. And if you think na he looks family, well nephew sya ni Piolo Pascual.
Maybe dyun nya nakuha yung good looks and boyish charm. This is one of the few times na kahit hindi kalbo, bet ko.

I likey.

Vid: Virginia Tech Shooter

This ia the Vid of the shooter of the worst mass murder in the US. His name is Cho Seung-Hui mailed this after the shot more than 30 students and employees of Virginia Tech. In a previous package that he mailed, he included 39 pics with him pointing handguns and other weapons like hammers at the camera. He did all these at least 6 days before the shooting. It is made clear that he wanted everyone sto know who was responsible for this.

When I was watching this vid, medyo incoherent yung iba niyang words, pero it is assumed na same as other mass murders made by students, ang reason behind this is because he was bullied in school.

Cho is originally from Thailand. Let us pray for the souls of the victims.

PBB Swap: It's TINA

I told you it was gonna be TINA.

Her full name is Tina Solemic. She is just 22 years young (although she looks 30, us pinoys are really babay faced). The reps from PBB chose her coz they agreed that her personality would fit well with the Philippine housemates coz she wasn't too nice and not too agressive as well. Kung baga sa tubig eh, maligamgam lang siya. Iba na talaga maging fan. Ilang oras din akong nagtranslate sa Officioal site ng BB Slovenia para makakuha ng clues to see kung sino ang ipapadala nila dito.

Sarap maging tama. hahhaha.



This is the BB house in Slovenia. My gawd. it doesn't even look like a house. It's a box with windows. Kawawa naman si Bruce.

Presenting the BIG Macy Gray

I have always loved macy gray. I am usually a pop/rnb fan, I usually go for the teeny boppers. Kung meron man akong guilty pleasure, si Macy yun. Yes, I do not really resort to a lot of CD buying, not like my friend chuck (visit his BLOG here), pero mahilig naman akong mag download ng songs. So when I heard na she came out with a new album aptly entitled: BIG. Mejo natawa kasi ako dito kasi ang laki nya, I know ang babaw ko, and nung nalaman ko pa na the album was mostly produced by Will.I.Am of the BEP, so I am assuming na madaming hip-hop influences dto. Meron din siyang collaborations by Fergie and JT (his hotness), so I am now downloading the whole album. I checked out the reviews sa Rolling Stone, mejo hindi sila maganda, pero who needs reviews, as long as happy ka sa naririnig mo, KEBS.

I also read sa interview ng 411 online magazine na MAcy is aware of her Gay fanbase, which is darling, because she kinda looks like drag queen. Love u gurl.

If you wanna read the whole interview, click here

I can't wait!

Tanggal na si Sanjaya

After week after week of agony, sa wakas natanggal na din si Sanjaya sa american Idol. We will surely miss one of the most controversial finalists this season. I'm sure we will be talking about him for seasons and seasons to come.

Use sanjaya in a sentence:

Sanjaya naman ng mga voters ng american idol, hindi binoto si Sanjaya.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Century Tuna Superbods: Kalbo overload

I just, ehem, stumbled into the Century Tuna Superbods website, and nagulat ako sa aking nakita, at ang daming kasaling kalbo this year. To those who do not know, I have this thing for kalbo guys, maybe dahil kalbo din ako. Well, I just like the whole bad boy look.

Oh well, I am rooting for these 2 guys:






















Alizon Andres (M01)

well. Siya si Alizon, he is 21, 5'10", and he is a budding actor and commercial model, nakaklase din siya ng isa kong friend sa acting workshop sa abs. If he looks afamiliar its because he's also the guy in those alaxan ads. I love the facial hair and eyebrows. Grrrrr...


























Sylvester Sagad (M12)

From what I read and researched about this guy, he is from QC, sa north susana village sa fairview. ayan ha, yung mga baklang gusto mang stalk, dun niyo siya hanapin. He is 6'3" (mas matangkad pa sa bf ko). I just love his chest ad his eyes are to .. well... basta I want him.


To see the other guys in the contest, checkout their official website:

http://centurysuperbods.ph/Main.aspx

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Some really BAD TOYS

I just saw these on Queerclick, and I think they are hilarious! Hahhahaha. Click on the pic for a larger view.

Video: On Pacquiao and Geneva

In fairness, she did a fairly good job. I had word that Regine was supposed to do this gig. Word of advice to GMA 7: If you are going to steal the spotlight from ABS, go all out. Give us ate REG!

(hahaha, spoken like a true kapamilya!)

I hated it when Pacquiao did an "over the bakod" and went from abs to gma. Sa aking mga narinig, na I might add ay hindi mashadong maasahan, dahil sa inuman ko lang siya narinig, na kaya siya lumipat ay may dagdag na 5 million siya from channel 7. My gawd. Alam kong napakadami ko na magagawa sa 5 million, pero kay PACMAN, ano ba yung 5 milyon, parang barya lang sa kanya yun. Mukhang masyado na yatang minamanipulate siya ni Mayor Atienza, at ang susunod na mangyayari ay magkakaroon na siya ng starring role sa MAYNILA, at magsusuot na din ng floral na shirt. GMA, naman... konting originality naman. Lahat na lang ginaya niyo. Yung fantaserye genre lang, me nakipagaway na sa akin na GMA daw nagsimula nun, with MULAWIN.. baka nakakalimutan natin na mas nauna ang MARINA, which garnered immense success.

Sana malaglag si Pacquiao, at marealize niya na yung ulo niyaq ay gamitin na lang sa suntukan at hindi na lang sa pag gawa ng batas.

Pinoy Pop Superstar: LISTEN--Kristel vs Charmaine

Charmaine Piamonte

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Kristel Astor

I chose vids when they were both singing the same song: Listen--by Beyonce. Ok na song to to compare them, kasi medyo mataas, kaya may birit factor, tsaka me showmanship factor na din. And I just would like to say that I took this vids myself. I didn't just get them from some random clip sa YouTube. Kaya I don't want any crap from people na I chose vids na pangit kumanta ang isa and na I am biased.

Lets just go through some of the technicals: Yung vid ni Charmaine was taken sa Inno Bar sa me Mother Ignacia(?). This was during yung mga sets ng friend ko na si Chamyto and Mavey. This was a Tuesday ata. They just invited Charmaine up to JAM with them and she happily obliged. Yung ke Kristel naman was taken sa Ipanema Bar, Eastwood City. Set naman ito nila Charmaine and Michael(PPS din), and they invited Kristel to jam with them onstage. And may I just add na nung kumanta nga din pala si Charmaine ng Listen sa INNO, nandun din si Kristel. Hmm.. chismax...Yun ang circumstances ng mga pagkanta nila.

Here goes. sa aking mga naririnig, meron daw talgang namamagitang rivalry between them (na they don't even know?) Hindi ko din maisip bakit kailangan nilang kantahin yung pieces ng isa't isa. Kasi, malamang alam na nila yung mga standard pieces nila, and they are after all from the same TV station. Pero when I see them you can really feel na may tension sa kanilang dalawa, to the point na parang naiilang na sila sa isa't isa. Eto ay opinion ko lang naman. If you ask me: In a nutshell, I like CHARMAINE's version of listen better. Iba yung hagod niya, tsaka, pag kumakanta si Charmaine, hindi niya pinapababaan yung key and from expert opinion(somebody who studied music), sinabi sa kin na binabaan daw yung key ni Kristel sa vid na ito. Iba magperform si Charmaine, may puso(pun intended), and pag kumakanta siya I really get goosebumps.

Brrrrr...

you can see all of my vids sa YOUTUBE by clicking here

(just for added reference, here's kyla singing listen)

Vid: Tyra is INSANE

si Tyra banks, gnagaya si Oprah nung premiere ng season ng show ni O, nung namigay sha ng 300++ cars to the audience. Pero dahil purita sha, namigay lang sha ng vaseline. Nakakalurky.

omg. this shit is funny.

PBB News: Bruce is gonna make the SWAP!

My thoughts: Tama ang inisip ko. Mas ok na si bruce ang ipadala kesa naman sa ibang "global housemates" i.e. Mickey or Robert. Kasi naman (especially with Mickey), it will be too easy for him, since galing shang Switzerland. Feeling ko, mawawala yung gulat factor pag yung global housemates, eh pag si bruce, me Culture Shock. It makes for better TV.

And malay natin. baka gumawa ng scandal si Bruce, while in Slovenia.

PBB2 Bukas, Ngayon ang Broadcast: Tina or Jasmina of BB Slovenia will swap wit a PBB Male Housemate!

On April 21, there will be something yummy happening on PBB. Magkakaroon ng Intercontinental Swap. A Housemate from the Slovenian version of BB will swap houses with a PBB housemate. Ang big brother sa Slovenia ay being shown sa Kanal A, which is one of the largest TV stations sa Slovenia. Kalevel ng ABS. Ganung chika. At first, there were 12 housemates, pero nung lumaon, may idinagdag na 3 pa. Si Big Brother ang pipili ng housemate, and according to Toni, isa daw itong lalaking housemate. Ang galing! I just hope and pray na hindi ito si Miskey, coz mamimiss ko siya for a week. And sa pagreresearch ko din sa Internet, and sa Official Website ng BB Slovenia, ang housemate na pupunta sa Pilipinas ay a choice between:









TINA









JASMINA

Sino kaya ang pinoy housemate na ipapadala sa Slovenia? Ano ang mangyayari sa babaeng slovenian housemate? Miinlove ba sa kanya si NEL? O malamang landiin din siya ni DIONNE, kasi lahat naman nilandi na niya. ABANGAN!

For more info sa BB Slovenia, checkout this link to Wikipedia