Vid: Inmates DanceThriller plus other Performances

eto yung original na nasa youttube kasama na din yung iba pang performances nila kasi hindi lang naman yun ang kaya nilang gawin eh...

MC Hammer... Can't touch this

KEN TOUCHED THIS... Grabe, too funnee tong vid na to. Alam mo ba yung times na may mga lyrics na hindi mo maintindihan, well the creative and GAY people of the world did justice to the old MC Hammer song Can't Touch This. A Must-see.

VID: Australian BB, talking about mornin wood

im back. with a bang. ang sasarap nilang laht sa sauna while talking about erections. a must see vid.

Jasmine Trias: Singing for Tips sa Grocery!

Remember Jasmine Trias? Yung nakasali sa Top 3 ng American Idol kung saan nanalo si Fantasia. Yes, siya yung pinoy-hawaiian nakumanta din nung McDo theme dati yung "paparapapa...LUV KO TO...", well eto na siya ngayon, dinadaan daanan na lang sa COSTCO sa hawaii. Ang costco ay isang wholesale club sa US, ang closest equivalent siguro sa atin ay PureGold or MAKRO, ganung level. Kawawa naman siya, kasi parang yung kumukuha lang ng vid ang nag wawatch sa kanya. Hindi malayong dto na mag stay si Jasmine. Alam nyo nmaman yang mga yan, pag tapos na 15mins of fame abroad, pupunta na dito. Tignan nyo si Billy Joe Crawford (wag nating suportahan ang MOVE, please). Ganyan sila!

HP7: A Character will be Date Raped!

J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

JK Rowling recently revealed in a London Interview that one of the main characters in the latest installment of her best selling series will be date raped. She didn't say yet which of the characters it will be, pero she also busted the speculation that there is a scene in the book where one of the charcaters will bleed to death after a bogus sex-change operation.

Vid: Queer As Folk Final Season Montage

Sa mga hindi pa nasa ilalim ng bato at hindi alam ang queer as folk, well ito po ay isang TV series na produced by homos for homos. Hindi lang po pinoportray ang mga bakla dto bilang nagrerebond at nag shashampoo, pinapakita rin ang hirap at saya ng pagiging bading.

Jordin Sparks: a conspiracy? plus other Idol insights

Well, nanalo na nga si Jordin Sparks sa latest season ng american Idol. Well, I am glad that it is over, feeling ko kasi this is one of the worst seasons ever. Hindi mashadong talented ang mga contestants. Tapos yung isang favorite ko (na si Melinda "walang leeg" doolitle) ay very strangely pa ay natanggal bago mag finals. Naguguluhan ako sa mga Americans. Ang galing kaya ni Melinda, tapos super consistent pa siya.

Pero don't get me wrong, I koved watching the finale, feeling ko nanood ako ng ASAP 07, pero mga international stars lang ang kasali, kasi wala naman talagang noontime variety show sa US. Yun bang tipong mapapanood mo na si Mariah, nag proproduction number, oh kaya naman ay parang merong version ng champions na ang kasali ay sila Kelly, Reuben, Fantasia, Carrie at Taylor. Actually maganda nga yun no, sana pumunta yung mga American Idol winners dito tapos makipagbangasan sa mga idols sa ASAP. Hay naku, never mind na yung mga taga kabila (naku I can feel nasty comments). Taray kasi pag kumakanta yung mga finalists, tapos bigla na lang nilang tatawagin yung special guests..;

Ladies and Gentlemen, MISS SMOKEY ROBINSON!



AYYYYYYY!!!! Nampucha! Nashock ako kay Smokey Robinson! Kala ko may kailangan ng retouch sa mga finalists, bading ba sha? Bakit sha ganyan? Parang ginagaya niya yung porma ni Allan K na Black shirt, blazer, tapos mga choker. Tapos parang naka contacts pa. Kakaloka. At parang may padding pa si mama... hmmm... wag aarte...

I was reading things about American Idopl, then I came across this video, na parang may conspiracy daw tungkol kay Jordin: Sa start ng Video, kinakanta niya yung parang final song nila,. which goes like:" ...This is My Now..." churva... ganung level tapos sa end ng song crayola ang lola mo... Tapos alam nyo naman na sa end ng American Idol me parang recap na inuuilit yung mga kinanta nila, tapos sa recap, Wa-I na sha tear-dom. Kakalowka... San napunta ang tears? May klepto ba sa studio at ninakaw ito? O sadyang tinago lang ni Jordin for safekeeping, para souvenir? Kayo na ang humusga, eto ang Video:

Vid: Rosie vs Elisabeth

Rosie and Hasselcrack Fight!
Uploaded by TheDlisted

Parang kailan lang ay sariwa pa sa ating kamalayan ang pag babanggaan ni Donald Trump at ni Rosie. Ngayon naman ay inaaway niya ay si Elisabeth Hasselbeck. We might remember Elizabeth sa show na Look for Less sa Lifestyle network sa mga me Cable TV. Yes, member na rin siya ng The View. Nakakalowka, kasi nung una ay parang nagababangayan lang sila tungkol sa mga US Troops sa Iraq, which Rosie opposes and Elisabeth approves of, pero as the vid progresses makikita niyo na magiging personal na ang attacks involving religion and with elisabeth bringing up Donald Trump.

Halos maiyak na sila sa dulo kaya make sure na you watch the vid till the end.

Vid: Ang Ipis at ang Baklang Weatherman

Ito ang mangyayari pag me tumamang meteor sa earth at tanging mga bakla at ipis na lang ang nagsurvive.

The cockroaches will rule the WORLD!

Asian Prank Vid!

Mama, sobrang nakakatawa nito. Panoorin niyo na lang hanggang sa huli ha.

Beyonce's Mom Gets Slapped!

Medyo magulo yung video, pero may slowmotion naman sa huli. Apparently, kinukuha nung fan yung autograph ni Beyonce, na ibibigay naman nung superstar, pero parang nangialam si Mama Knowles, kaya hindi niya nakuha ang inaasam asam na autograph, kaya SINAMPAL niya!

Laki kasi ng face ni Tina Knowles eh, Sarap sampalin. Hahahaha... Ganda daw kasi nung mga outfits na gawa niya, siya na nga ang susunod na next great designer. Bale ang order na Gucci, Prada, Tina Knowles. Ganung level. Yun ang tunay na dahilan kaya na jumpal yung peslak nya.

Basta ako love ko pa din si Beyonce.

Tangggal na si MariCrazy!

I am so happy na tanggal na si Maricris sa PBB house, alam kong medyo late na ang balitang ito, pero hindi ko mapigilan ang sarili ko. Nakahanap siya ng katapat kay Beatriz. Nung nagaaway sila, see video below:

Naalala ko ang friend ko na si Ranier pag nakikipagargue siya kay Maricris, sobrang foolproof and Bea gets her points across. Natatameme lang talaga si Maricris. Nakakaloka. Reminds me of a song:

"I can tell you're lying, coz when you're replying, you stutter, STUTTER..."

Lokang loka siya at capable si Bea na awayin siya ng ganito, kala kasi niya lahat na lang sa PBB house pwede niyang ibully. Kala niya, si Bea ay para lang si Dionne na kakayan kayanin niya. Well sorry MC. Ikaw ang nagsimula niyan. Ang intelligent ng argument ni Bea, and ang calm, which I learned from my friend ay nakakadagdag sa inis factor!

Don't feel bad BEA, she deserves to be booted out. S a Slovenian PBB, meron ngang isang male housemate na na evict, kasi naman , sinabi niyang parang gusto niyang saksakin si Big Broher. Hello, si kuya pa. I threaten mo ba na gripuhan si BEA? Hahaha, alam kong pajoke lang yan, pero dahil sinabi mo, dapat panindigan mo, hindi mo pepwedeng gawing defense na hindi nya mean yun. Suffer the consequences.

Here's to BEA, for standing up for herself and not taking things sitting down.

Video: American Idol on the Simpsons

Funny Vid of Simon on the simpsons. I understand this will be on the simpsons movie.

Fantasia VS Jennifer Hudson

"Ano Fantasia? Pataasan ba kamo ng range? Eto sa iyo" ---Jennifer H.

Funny Commercial: 1 out of 10 Men is Gay

Hey, after a week na sobrang busy, I am here again to post whatever it is that is interesting in the web. Kahit ano na gusto ko (at hopefully kayo din) ay andito, plus my own opinions and views of course, because after all, this is my blog, so haters, don't hate, I am here to share and not fight.

Ang babaho ng trip nyo. Hahahaha.

Magsimula tayo dito. from YouTube comes isang commercial na ipinapakita kung gaano lang talaga ka-insecure ang straight guys. They recently came across this article na sinasabing 10% daw of men are gay, tapos just wait and see how they react to it. Really funny. Such a gas. Oh they are so pulling my leg. It sends guffaws down my spine.

Yun na.

Video: Kris Aquino gives birth prematurely!

Well. this isn't NEWS at all, kasi mejo days late., considering na I am still blogging it. The baby boy is only 4lbs. Pero yung mga taong nagrereact na sobrang gaan ng bata, eh ok lang po yung weight ng bata, kasi 2 weeks naman siyang premature. Wag kayo maarte. Kinakabahan lang ako nung sinabing parang kulang sa amniotic fluid yung bata, na naka ingest ng erna(dumi) ang bata nung pinapanganak because of stress, and alam naman nating lahat na me effect din yung pagiging premature nung BABY, and ka birthday pa si ERAP. Nakakaloka ang tadhana.

Nakakatawa yung grammar and diction ni James, nung sinabi niya na nung sinusukat yung CONTRACT nung baby. Uhm, me pre-nup din ba ang bata? Hahahaha..

Too bad, ang tanging vid na makita ko sa YouTube ay galing sa GMA. (kapamilya ata ako, SOLID, well i hate GMA, except for Mark Herras. I hope I get a GC for this)

Video: Elephant Insemenators

Nakaktawa to... baka me makuha kayo tips dto. They are stimulating the elephant through the prostate, and where do we access the prostate? Take a look.

Vid: Virginia Tech Shooter

This ia the Vid of the shooter of the worst mass murder in the US. His name is Cho Seung-Hui mailed this after the shot more than 30 students and employees of Virginia Tech. In a previous package that he mailed, he included 39 pics with him pointing handguns and other weapons like hammers at the camera. He did all these at least 6 days before the shooting. It is made clear that he wanted everyone sto know who was responsible for this.

When I was watching this vid, medyo incoherent yung iba niyang words, pero it is assumed na same as other mass murders made by students, ang reason behind this is because he was bullied in school.

Cho is originally from Thailand. Let us pray for the souls of the victims.

Video: On Pacquiao and Geneva

In fairness, she did a fairly good job. I had word that Regine was supposed to do this gig. Word of advice to GMA 7: If you are going to steal the spotlight from ABS, go all out. Give us ate REG!

(hahaha, spoken like a true kapamilya!)

I hated it when Pacquiao did an "over the bakod" and went from abs to gma. Sa aking mga narinig, na I might add ay hindi mashadong maasahan, dahil sa inuman ko lang siya narinig, na kaya siya lumipat ay may dagdag na 5 million siya from channel 7. My gawd. Alam kong napakadami ko na magagawa sa 5 million, pero kay PACMAN, ano ba yung 5 milyon, parang barya lang sa kanya yun. Mukhang masyado na yatang minamanipulate siya ni Mayor Atienza, at ang susunod na mangyayari ay magkakaroon na siya ng starring role sa MAYNILA, at magsusuot na din ng floral na shirt. GMA, naman... konting originality naman. Lahat na lang ginaya niyo. Yung fantaserye genre lang, me nakipagaway na sa akin na GMA daw nagsimula nun, with MULAWIN.. baka nakakalimutan natin na mas nauna ang MARINA, which garnered immense success.

Sana malaglag si Pacquiao, at marealize niya na yung ulo niyaq ay gamitin na lang sa suntukan at hindi na lang sa pag gawa ng batas.

Pinoy Pop Superstar: LISTEN--Kristel vs Charmaine

Charmaine Piamonte

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Kristel Astor

I chose vids when they were both singing the same song: Listen--by Beyonce. Ok na song to to compare them, kasi medyo mataas, kaya may birit factor, tsaka me showmanship factor na din. And I just would like to say that I took this vids myself. I didn't just get them from some random clip sa YouTube. Kaya I don't want any crap from people na I chose vids na pangit kumanta ang isa and na I am biased.

Lets just go through some of the technicals: Yung vid ni Charmaine was taken sa Inno Bar sa me Mother Ignacia(?). This was during yung mga sets ng friend ko na si Chamyto and Mavey. This was a Tuesday ata. They just invited Charmaine up to JAM with them and she happily obliged. Yung ke Kristel naman was taken sa Ipanema Bar, Eastwood City. Set naman ito nila Charmaine and Michael(PPS din), and they invited Kristel to jam with them onstage. And may I just add na nung kumanta nga din pala si Charmaine ng Listen sa INNO, nandun din si Kristel. Hmm.. chismax...Yun ang circumstances ng mga pagkanta nila.

Here goes. sa aking mga naririnig, meron daw talgang namamagitang rivalry between them (na they don't even know?) Hindi ko din maisip bakit kailangan nilang kantahin yung pieces ng isa't isa. Kasi, malamang alam na nila yung mga standard pieces nila, and they are after all from the same TV station. Pero when I see them you can really feel na may tension sa kanilang dalawa, to the point na parang naiilang na sila sa isa't isa. Eto ay opinion ko lang naman. If you ask me: In a nutshell, I like CHARMAINE's version of listen better. Iba yung hagod niya, tsaka, pag kumakanta si Charmaine, hindi niya pinapababaan yung key and from expert opinion(somebody who studied music), sinabi sa kin na binabaan daw yung key ni Kristel sa vid na ito. Iba magperform si Charmaine, may puso(pun intended), and pag kumakanta siya I really get goosebumps.

Brrrrr...

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(just for added reference, here's kyla singing listen)