ANOTHER Spice Girls Reunion!

Tell me what you want, what you really really want? ANOTHER REUNION!!!

Wow, another reunion? Do I hear a comeback albu, para bang Take That? YUck, pero mukhang hindi na nila kayang gawin ang mga pagsasayaw nila dati, ang oobese nila, at mukhang hindi naging mabuti sa kanila ang panahon. Parang naging grand EB ng mga MAMA-SAN sa UK. Nakakaloka si Mel B aka Scary Spice, nakakatakot talaga mama. What's with the hair anyways? Mukhang Wig-A-Let, at puta, cge ,mag little black dress ka, alam kong kapapanganak mo lang, pero mama naman, siguro naman mga celebs kayo, malamang me pinapahid o iniinom naman sa MANAS. Eh si Baby Spice, Me anak ka na rin? Matulog ka na lang sa inyo. Buti pa si Geri, kahit mukhang Drag Queen, at least presentable. Eh si Posh? Spell Peroxide? Love you posh (POsh Fan 4evah!)

This photos were taken pala sa bday ni Becks, akalain mo, napagsama sama ulit sila. Wala si Mel C aka Sporty Spice, malamang busy promoting her album.

PLDT Call Center Agent Curses a Customer!

Wag nyo antayin na me lumabas na image, kasi po, its all audio.

A convo between customer Raul and agent Rosanna. Grabe, you should hear it hanggang sa end, andun yung juicy parts, for some strange reason, ayaw gumana nung bar kaya hindi nyo pwede i fast forward(oh sa kin lang ito nangyayari?), nakakalowka, murahan talaga sila, and I might add, GOOD QUALITY pa yung audio! Hahahaha.

Parang hindi ata napindot ng agent yung MUTE button. Sino kaya nagsasabi ng totoo? You decide and leave your comments!

(Salamat ke mouthworxZzZ for the audio clip! luvyah gurl, miss na kita)

Spice Girls Reunion!

Here they are, well 4 of them at least, from left to right: Emma Bunton (baby spice), Melanie Chisolm(sporty spice), Geri Halliwell (ginger spice) and my favourite, Victoria Beckham(POSH spice). Nagkakasam sila dahil sa christening ng anak ni Geri, also shown sa pic, the name of the babay is Bluebell Madonna. Wala si Scary spice dahil buntis sha, which she claims is the baby of Eddie Murphy, at siya ay nasa L.A.

Nakkagulat na halos lahat sila ay nacomplete sa binyag ng anak ni Geri to think, kung naalala niyo pa ay nagkawatak watak sila dahil kay Geri nung umalis ito at ginawa ang kantang LOOK AT ME, kung saan tinitira niya ang spice girls. Grabe, mga dalaga na sila, si Mel C, may bagong album, si Emman naman ay ayon sa aking nabasa ay tuluyan nang nilisan ang showbusiness to pursue motherhood. Eh di sha na ang maternal. Si Posh naman ay busy mag pakasasa kay David Beckham. Oh diba, sha talaga ang matalino, dahil binakuran ni mama si Beckham.

Btw, Geri named her daughter Bluebell, based sa flower na grows wild sa Great Britain. Madonna naman dahil she said na when you say Madonna, 2 lang ibig sabihin, its either the Virgin, or the singer, and she likes both of them.

Dagdag lang... Have you seen Mr and Mrs David Beckham's yummy son? Let me introduce you to Brooklyn Beckham. Kyotaers pa lang sha, pero promising, at hindi na ako choosy, He got his father's good looks and of course, he is turning out to be quite the metrosexual, a term that his father popularized. Ilang taon na lang, pwede na yan. hahahah.

Funny Commercial: 1 out of 10 Men is Gay

Hey, after a week na sobrang busy, I am here again to post whatever it is that is interesting in the web. Kahit ano na gusto ko (at hopefully kayo din) ay andito, plus my own opinions and views of course, because after all, this is my blog, so haters, don't hate, I am here to share and not fight.

Ang babaho ng trip nyo. Hahahaha.

Magsimula tayo dito. from YouTube comes isang commercial na ipinapakita kung gaano lang talaga ka-insecure ang straight guys. They recently came across this article na sinasabing 10% daw of men are gay, tapos just wait and see how they react to it. Really funny. Such a gas. Oh they are so pulling my leg. It sends guffaws down my spine.

Yun na.

Pahirap na Tulyahan

Even kung hindi ka taga CAMANAVA, malamang ay nabalitaan mo na na closed for repairs ang TULYAHAN bridge. Ito ang isa sa mga nagpapahirap sa pang araw-araw kong buhay.

Dati, I commute from my house, then sasakay ako ng jeep hanggang sa me city hall, then another jeep, towards sa LRT. Tapos nun ay isa na lang jeep , pagbaba ko school na. Wala pang 5 mins ang isang jeep ride, well except the last one na mga 15 minutes. So mga 25-30 minutes, pag medyo minamalas, mga 45mins. Worst case na yung an hour, malamang may nasiraan oh umuulan.

Ever since sinara ang tulyahan bridge, nag reroute ang pesteng MMDA papunta sa isang exclusive village sa Malabon, na pinadaan lang nila sa mga private vehickes, Kung mag cocommute ka, you have to ride the jeep to TULYAHAN, tapos you have to walk about 300 meters sa gitna ng init ng araw papunta sa foot bridge pictured above, tapos you have to walk some more to ride another jeep sa other side ng footbridge, PICTURED ABOVE.

Wala naman mashadong kaso sa akin na magdagdag ng 7pesos for another jeepney ride, pero ang problema ko talaga eh yung lecheng paglalakad sa tindi ng init ng araw. Naka all-white po ang uniform ko. Isipin na lang natin na mataba po ako, at kung paano ako maglapot. Pag dating ko na lang talaga sa eskwelahan ay dugyot na po ako. Anjan pang dahil maaga ang klase mo ay ikaw ang unang biyahe ng particular na jeep, kaya ikaw ay magmimistulang buhay na feather duster.

6 na buwan pa daw gagawin yung Tulyahan. Kailangan ko na ng burberry na payong.

Video: Elephant Insemenators

Nakaktawa to... baka me makuha kayo tips dto. They are stimulating the elephant through the prostate, and where do we access the prostate? Take a look.

Vid: Virginia Tech Shooter

This ia the Vid of the shooter of the worst mass murder in the US. His name is Cho Seung-Hui mailed this after the shot more than 30 students and employees of Virginia Tech. In a previous package that he mailed, he included 39 pics with him pointing handguns and other weapons like hammers at the camera. He did all these at least 6 days before the shooting. It is made clear that he wanted everyone sto know who was responsible for this.

When I was watching this vid, medyo incoherent yung iba niyang words, pero it is assumed na same as other mass murders made by students, ang reason behind this is because he was bullied in school.

Cho is originally from Thailand. Let us pray for the souls of the victims.

PBB Swap: It's TINA

I told you it was gonna be TINA.

Her full name is Tina Solemic. She is just 22 years young (although she looks 30, us pinoys are really babay faced). The reps from PBB chose her coz they agreed that her personality would fit well with the Philippine housemates coz she wasn't too nice and not too agressive as well. Kung baga sa tubig eh, maligamgam lang siya. Iba na talaga maging fan. Ilang oras din akong nagtranslate sa Officioal site ng BB Slovenia para makakuha ng clues to see kung sino ang ipapadala nila dito.

Sarap maging tama. hahhaha.



This is the BB house in Slovenia. My gawd. it doesn't even look like a house. It's a box with windows. Kawawa naman si Bruce.

Tanggal na si Sanjaya

After week after week of agony, sa wakas natanggal na din si Sanjaya sa american Idol. We will surely miss one of the most controversial finalists this season. I'm sure we will be talking about him for seasons and seasons to come.

Use sanjaya in a sentence:

Sanjaya naman ng mga voters ng american idol, hindi binoto si Sanjaya.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Century Tuna Superbods: Kalbo overload

I just, ehem, stumbled into the Century Tuna Superbods website, and nagulat ako sa aking nakita, at ang daming kasaling kalbo this year. To those who do not know, I have this thing for kalbo guys, maybe dahil kalbo din ako. Well, I just like the whole bad boy look.

Oh well, I am rooting for these 2 guys:






















Alizon Andres (M01)

well. Siya si Alizon, he is 21, 5'10", and he is a budding actor and commercial model, nakaklase din siya ng isa kong friend sa acting workshop sa abs. If he looks afamiliar its because he's also the guy in those alaxan ads. I love the facial hair and eyebrows. Grrrrr...


























Sylvester Sagad (M12)

From what I read and researched about this guy, he is from QC, sa north susana village sa fairview. ayan ha, yung mga baklang gusto mang stalk, dun niyo siya hanapin. He is 6'3" (mas matangkad pa sa bf ko). I just love his chest ad his eyes are to .. well... basta I want him.


To see the other guys in the contest, checkout their official website:

http://centurysuperbods.ph/Main.aspx

Support these guys by voting:

For GLOBE & TM: Download a tip (Diet, Exercise, Calorie Count) & vote for your favorite candidate.

Each tip is equivalent to 1 raffle entry. Just text in CT (ex: CT M01) and send to 2922

For SMART: Just text in CT (ex: CT M12) and send to 2922.

Some really BAD TOYS

I just saw these on Queerclick, and I think they are hilarious! Hahhahaha. Click on the pic for a larger view.

Who's the HOTTER Idol? Blake or Chris?

Even I can't decide, especially when I see pics like this... YUM. Thanks to Towleroad.com for the pic.

PBB2 Bukas, Ngayon ang Broadcast: Will History Repeat Itself with Dionne and Mickey?

Part One


Part 2


Part 4


don't ask me where the third part is, even I don't know.. Oh well, apparently, Dionne already made her feelings for Mickey public, and the housemates, particularly, the boys are afraid that Dionne will make the same mistake twice because Mickey already said that he doesn't feel anything special with Dionne(coz he's gay, and i love him.. he wants me, not dionne). Poor Dionne, and let us all keep in mind that Dionne has a Boyfriend outside the house. If she was my girl(and if I am straight), i'll give her a piece of my mind, and a piece of my right hook. Let's see how she'll do with this one. Pray for her.

4-day absence

Hey readers and co-bloggers, malamang na hindi ako makasulat for 4 days coz i'll be going to sinful PUERTO GALERA! Hahahaha, alam niyo naman pag holy week, lahat ng bakla ay binabanish sa puerto. See you all there!

Where will you be if you dig straight down?

Ang galing nitong website na ito, just drag the map and point the pointer(redundant) to where you are to check where you will be if you dig straight down sa other side of the world., check out the pic below, of course i pointed sa Philippines, Brazil pala yung nasa kabila! NICE! Just click sa pic to go their website!Or click here

Charla and Mirna: Small but Terrible

Ever since natanggal si Rob and Amber sa Amazing Race: All Stars, ang fave team ko na ay si Charla and Mirna.

I have always been a HUGE fan of AR, ever since their first season, I have followed and watched every season (well except yung ASIA version, isali nyo ba si aubrey miles!? Utang na loob!!!). Nung season 5, which is particularly memorable for me kasi nagkaroon ng 2 pitstop sa Philippines (Manila and Palawan), fave ko talaga si Charla and Mirna. Too bad nag place lang sila ng 6th.

Sa season na ito ng amazing race, makikita mo na yung closeness ng bonding nilang dalawa and particularly sa latest episode, it is obvious na si Charla and Mirna ay risk-takers. Instead of waiting for a flight sa Dar Es Salaam, they opted na pumunta muna sa Johannesburg airport, which is of courswe a larger airport, na nakakuha na agad sila ng flight to DES. They had more than a half-a-day lead sa ibang contestants. When they arrived sa DES, feeling ko, minanipulate ng AR11 producers yung game, kasi all of a sudden, yung boat, hindi daw pwedeng mag sail until early morning the next day, kaya nakahabol yung ibang teams sa kanila. Pero in the end, they still won over their nearset competitors na si Oswald and Danny (which are so gay and carefree na I love them as well!

Magpatulog Kayo!

25 years old na ako. Pero kahit kailan, I never had my own room.

It;s not na we cannot afford one or something to that extent. It's just that siguro when I was young, masyado lang akong attached sa mom ko, kaya palagi kaming maghkatabi matulog. In recent years, especially after the a/c in my mom's room broke down, I have been sleeping sa couch sa sala.

I did not like it one bit.

Nandiyang magigising ako sa umaga at may nanonood na ng TV. Ok lang sana kung mga kapatid ko or parents lang, pero most of the time, they are total strangers na nakikita akong humihilik at dinudukot ang crotch ko, while having my morning wood, in other words, nakakahiya. Andiyan din namang magigising ako na naliligo sa sarili kong mantika dahil me gago palang kumuha ng electric fan ko, at kailangan daw nila sa pag-iihaw. Either way, I hated it.

Until it came time na bumili na kami ng bagong a/c. HEAVEN.

Mula nun, dun na ako natutulog sa kwarto, kasama ko ang pamangkin ko. Masaya na ako at Malamig. Pero hindi pala dun nagtatapos ang paghihirap ko. I am a nocturnal vreature. If maabutan mo ako na tulog ng 12am, its either lasing na ako, or wala akong tulog ng more than 24 hours na. Yun lang, kahit wala akong ganap, I usually catch up on my surfing and TV during the wee hours of the morning. Pag matutulog na ako (usually 4 or 5am), pagising na ang pamangkin ko. Sarap matulog. Pero magigising pa din ako na puno ng pawis, inisip ko: BROWN-OUT BA? Namatay ang a/c, at shempre, me nagpatay pala ng aircon. Yung kapatid ko, na MAY SARILING KWARTO NA MAY AIRCON DIN NAMAN. Bakit kamo? Inggit. For the longest time, sha na lang ang may A/C sa ming magkakapatid, at dahil nagkaroon ako, gagwin niya lahat na ipagkait sa akin yun. Ano ang dahilan ng pagpatay niya? gastos sa kuryente. BULLSHIT. Kaya pala siya, umiinom lang sa baba, nakabukas ang a/c. Malulusutan natin yan. ilolock ko na ang pinto. HAHHAHAHHA.

Perom baka kumatok, magising din ako. Grrrrr... bahala na.

What's wrong with this picture?

Nasa school ako nang makita ko ang nakakadiring bagay na ito. Hindi ako nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob na ipaalam sa kanya ang nangyayari.

Paalala: Kung magsusuot kayo ng low-rise na jeans, siguraduhing hindi SINASADYANG makita ang inyonmg butt crease, kasi kawawa naman ang mga baklang nakakakita. Kung saka-sakali mang inyong sinasadya na ipakita...eh magsuot naman ng magandang panty o brief. At pwede ba, sa mga babaeng nagpapakita, wag ipakita sa bakla.

Eeeeeewwwwww.....

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